In the Kitchen? Never. Retro Pickleball Tee - Unisex t-shirt

In the kitchen? Please. I’m far too proper for that.
For those who would never (wink), the In the Kitchen… Why, I Would Never design is vintage pickleball attitude at its best. Featuring a dramatic, retro housewife holding a paddle like it’s a delicate tray of tea, this graphic is perfect for rule-respecting rebels who know how to serve both shots and side-eye.

A standout in the Kitchen Talk collection, this one brings old-school elegance to a very modern obsession.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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